Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my 
seat to a lady. 
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. 

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
********** 

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father 
hadn't left me a fortune?" 

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU 
A FORTUNE"
********** 

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." 

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
********** 

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " 

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." 

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married 
her?" 

Millionaire: "Billionaire"
********** 

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. 

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
********** 

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy 
body?" 

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour. 

Been there, done that. Was grrreat.

Manly Men technique #4

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Another mini y2k bug.

The infamous daylight saving time. Save energy huh..? Save my butt.

Get yer patches before the world as we know it will come to a screeching halt!

http://support.microsoft.com/gp/cp_dst

Bob pulled me over to his desk and told me today he's retiring after 19 years of loyal service this March.

Funny how word gets around and people share the same thought. All fingers pointing at me again. Was asked by three people and the CTO, "so, [he's] retiring".

the pressure is on!

Friday!

Enjoy your weekend.

Good going lockheed Skunk!

Finally fast over land. Kabooom!

Muahahaa. I got my hands on the company's PowerShot 630.

instance crash

Camelback!